Thomas

thomas is one of the characters in the film

bio
at the beginning of the film thomas poops his pants. At the end of the film, he gets some new pants

Sometimes, he likes to take his coaches, Annie and Clarabel, on a long walk off a short pier. He thinks women after 1993 can't cook, and all they can do is eat McDonald's, charge dey phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie.

He's got a small dick, but he knows when to be really useful with it.

During World War II, he shoved children up his ass to keep them safe, only to just rape them.

trivia
Thomas was voiced by a bitch